ANTI CLIMAX

I just realized cliff hangers don’t really work when the most recent post is at the top of the page. The Gingersnaps thing was all about some free biscuits that came from a door to door salesman. He came selling tea from M and S and giving away gingersnaps with every purchase. It was just one of those once in a life time deals like when Bill Gates bought Microsoft for 400 dollars.

Ringtons Tea bags rating 9.5/10
Ringtons Gingersnaps rating 14.6/18
Ringtons Tea bags remaining 73/80
Ringtons Gingersnaps remaining 1/20

So after my 5th tea of the day I went on a night out in the student union with Seth and Pete. Living with seven men has rendered me incapable of communicating with women I don’t already know. This condition also causes me to fall in love with just about anyone and everything on a night out. I think last night I declared my undying affection for at least five women. One in particular caused me to make an absolute fool of myself. I have bumped into this girl, Sarah on several occasions and she is a fresher so obviously she should be flattered by a sweet as hell finalist showing her the slightest bit of interest. Think again. Well strictly speaking that’s not true; she gave me plenty of opportunity. We spoke for a bit then went our separate ways, I then saw her from across the room and we made eye contact but didn’t speak. Then the awkwardness inevitably followed from THE DREADED “over eye contact”. Our eyes met like three more times (randomly I’d like to add.). In different parts of the club (again not stalkerish, random!), but it wasn’t really talking distance, more leering distance. Eventually after desperately trying not to eyeball her I looked right into her fat eyes again and cringed right in her face at my own accidental stalker behaviour. Romance over. Some of the more optimistic of you might say she was trying to make eye contact with me. All I will say is I seriously doubt it. That will teach me for Fresher fishing. A good night out though; especially when Pete pushed Seth down a hill in a trolley at the end of one of my more sophisticated evenings.

NIGHT OUT RATING 7.5/10
Woozilla rating 2/10
Drunkometer 5/10