Sunday, 25 October 2009

Show Me The Money

Having managed to sober up from my weekend in Manchester I sat down this morning and attempted to do some work for my dissertation. Roughly an hour later I decided to go into town with my friend Lucy, and three well spent hours after that we sat down to watch Jerry Maguire. A day well wasted.

The film was pretty good actually, if a little cheesy in parts. My main problem with it was that Tom Cruise is so good at playing a slime ball for the first half an hour that by the time he becomes the good guy I just can't buy it. However Cuba Gooding Jr was awesome. So good in fact that i am making him

MOISTEST MAN OF THE MOMENT!!

As far as ladies are concerned Renee Zellweger has a very difficult name to spell. Being dyslexic I resent her complex spelling and therefore refuse to comment further on her performance. It has to be said I nearly had a sob when Cuba gets injured (sorry it's not that ruined don't worry) so overall not to bad at all


Weepometer 7/10
Whats in it for him? blow job lips
Whats in it for her? a cute child with glasses and a giant head
Laughometer 5/10

OVERALL !!! 6.5/10

Finally i would just like to give the award for LOVE OF MY LIFE (for the day)

THE GIRL FROM GRAYS ANATOMY AND OLD SCHOOL !!!

Well done to you!

good night x

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