Manchester

night out rating 9.5/10
indian rating 7/10
overall moist rating 2/10
Drunkometer 6/10
Hangover (ten being the worst) 2/10
Overall Woozilla (ten being the best) 8/10
Individual Woozilla 3/10
LOVE OF THE DAY Kate Hudson

Dr Damp and I explored Manchester last night with our good friends Candy and Rum. They took us to for an indian on curry mile, which was sweet as hell. I had jalfrazi and Damp had a rogan josh which the Doctor called "Alright.". The best bit was it only cost us 6. 50! One of Candy's friends didnt come with us because she didn't like spice. Which i will hold against her for the rest of her life. Then we ventured to Rum's house for Pre drinks. ( the good doctor and i had already been drinking for some time and were feeling fruity). As we played Ring of fire things quickly stepped up a notch. In no time at all we were in Bar Bar's. It was an awesome place and the drinks were cheap. Damp and I got the shots in and we recommend the Dave. From Bar Bars we went to another place. It was the wierdest club I've ever been to, it was like an old man pub with loads of lights. Damp and I invented possibly the greatest bass line of all time "boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom bobo bo bo bob bobbbbbbbb" " " Bo cha bo cha bo cha bo cha. On the way home, I was called hot by a lady and my ego inflated massivley. fantastic