Hello again, It’s me, your friend, Moist. Another couple of days have passed without a blog and I am beginning to feel I have let my hundreds of followers down. Today I made a fool of myself... again. The more observant of you may have noticed a theme in my numerous blogs. The trend of constant embarrassment is something I have had to live with on a day to day basis my whole life. Sometimes I don’t deserve it. Sometimes, however, I do. Today I do. It’s a simplecase of not keeping my mouth shut. We had a poster session in my class for our dissertations and I was hung over (another theme). Naturally I wasn’t taking things too seriously, and I jokingly suggested to my tutor we should have a poster competition. I also suggested that I should be the winner. Then my tutor declared to 40 of my peers, “Moist had a great idea everyone. Let’s have a poster competition.” This brown nosing didn’t go down well with at least half the class and I’m pretty unpopular right now. It then got worse, seeing my discomfort my friends all voted for me and I won my own competition and the grand prize of a text book. What a douche. Also an attractive woman told me I smelt. In fact that was the worst bit.
On the plus side, I am currently demolishing season two of True Blood with Pete which leads me to the awards segment of my blog.
MOISTEST MAN OF THE MOMENT: Bill Compton, the vampire!!
LOVE OF MY LIFE for the week Deborah Ann Woll, she is 8 sorts of delicious. There are ten sorts of delicious devised by myself and potty mouth. I will explain at a later date.
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